Tenderize This!
I love buying wedding presents.
“In celebration of your lifelong partnership, here’s an ergonomic meat tenderizer. I hope you think of me every time you are violently beating the shit out of some steak.”
I love buying wedding presents.
“In celebration of your lifelong partnership, here’s an ergonomic meat tenderizer. I hope you think of me every time you are violently beating the shit out of some steak.”
This is what it looks like when you go across the street to a park to play frisbee and then some neighborhood kids ask you if you want to play a game, and of course, you do want to play a game, and then suddenly you’re in the middle of a kickball game.
Melting Reptiles vs. Beartigerknights, December 2012.